男人的问题是？

男人的问题是:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说你骄傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他说你是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果你跟他理论，他说你固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果你沉默，他说你没大脑！

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果你比他聪明，他说那是小聪明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果你不爱他，他想拥有你

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果你爱他，他试着离开你．

If u don't MAKE LOVE with him., he says u DON'T LOVE him;
如果你不跟他做爱，他说你不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他说你不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果你骂他，你好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂你，是表示他“关心”你

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果你没有守承诺，你就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果你吸烟，你是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸烟，他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果你考试成绩好，他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他说是实力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果你伤害了他，表示你很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了你，表示你太敏感而且太难取悦！